she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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