32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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