I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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