last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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