Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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