she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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