just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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