fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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