hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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