Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
My vagina is very pro this idea
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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