That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
only if we run a train.
done.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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