WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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