so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Randomize
