He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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