what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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