Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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