I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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