Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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