The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She said her name was "party"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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