That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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