A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
we're so committed to being not committed
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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