What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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