I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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