I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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