awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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