we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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