Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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