is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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