im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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