My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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