Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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