I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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