that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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