I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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