If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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