Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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