I just pynch a tree in the face
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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