Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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