Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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