The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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