i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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