Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
did you just send me my own nude
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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