Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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