guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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