At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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