but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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