I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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