i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
sex in a hospital.. check
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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