what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Randomize
