she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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