But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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