clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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