: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You've changed since you got that strap on
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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