is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
It's not a walk of shame if you run
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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